What movies have not aged well?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

My religion teacher said that there are no atheists because in order to reject God, you must first have a concept of God, and if you have a concept of God, you are not an atheist. In what way is this true, if at all? Why?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Goldfinger

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Live and Let Die

Moonraker

How do we write and pronounce "it's my pleasure" in Italian?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Diamonds Are Forever

You Only Live Twice

How is TikTok able to censor porn?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Ah so!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why did it take seven days for troops with helicopters, equipment, supplies, food, and water to be dispatched to southeast storm zones?

Dr No

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Do all therapists specialize in one specific type of therapy, or are they trained in multiple types?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why don't younger men like older women?

A View to a Kill

Octopussy

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

What nonsense did you hear today in India that made you laugh?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

From Russia With Love

Why do liberals have a problem with masculine men like Andrew Tate?

-J W Pepper

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”She is very sexyful!”

How do military families balance personal political views with respect for civilian leadership?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Is using tech to track or monitor your partner’s activities a sign of love, insecurity, or control?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-All the bad guys are black.

Why does my sister want to have sex with me? What should I do?